Shane's Blog

Site updates, gaming talk, useless information and at times just plain wrong…

Chatting With Remedy – Interviews Now Online!

March 4th, 2010 by Shane

I’ve been talking with some of the guys at Remedy Entertainment recently about the May release of Alan Wake and hopefully in the next few days there will be a couple of interviews on the site, both with Chief Financial Officer of Remedy, Mika Reini and Community Manager Pete (ADM) from the official Alan Wake forums.

I got them to take a look at the site and got back some awesome comments, these guys appreciate the dark side of video games! As far as interviews go, these guys are the ones I want to bag big time as Alan Wake is shaping up to be a ‘Game of the Year’ contender, more than that, it’s being compared to Uncharted 2 and Killzone 2 on the PS3 for graphical and technical prowess, this game could be the best looking, most technical achievement on the 360 yet, the game apparently pushes the console to its absolute limits and these guys are doing things with it previously thought impossible.

Anyway keep checking back for the interviews, I can’t give you a date, these guys are ridiculously busy at the moment, but soon we should have some valuable Remedy insights on site, and remember these guys don’t go giving interviews to any half assed website, when they go live I’d really appreciate your comments and support for this epic game we have incoming.

I’ll update this Blog when we have the pleasure of Remedy’s company, until then, laters.

*Update* – The Remedy guys came through for me and the interviews are now live on site in case you hadn’t noticed, thanks again to all at Remedy Entertainment, especially Mika, Pete and Markus for supporting independent websites, awesome.

Exmortis 3 Arcade Problems *FIXED*

February 25th, 2010 by Shane

*sigh* It seems this blog is purely used these days to report problems, admittedly I like to think this is the place to come so you can see why certain things are pissing you off on the site and see if I am aware and fixing them, its also a spot for my clients to see what problems I’m fixing that maybe they can use to fix their sites, so yes this is another blog post about a site issue that I am currently investigating.

Exmortis 3 doesn’t load anymore from the arcade, damn, that is by far the most popular game on the site so I need to get it sorted, currently you’ll click it, the advertisers message will play then you click start and… black screen. The thing with Exmortis 3 is because its a trial version of a game that is intended to be paid for for completion (pretty much unheard of with browser based flash games) I have to run the .swf file (thats the file that runs the game) through an external host (fizzy.com in this case) and as I am using a dedicated arcade system and not merely posting embed code into article pages then this is a problem that I’m pretty sure is going to be a ball ache to fix.

I’ve sent a message to fizzy.com asking them if they have changed anything their end and am awaiting a reply because every other game works (all the other games are hosted from gamescares.com directly) so until I make any drastic changes I want to hear back from them.

Apologies for this but this one is out of my hands, if the game is suddenly not going to be able to be loaded through the current system in place for whatever reason I’m going to have to take it down, one game isn’t worth losing the countless others for, I’ll just put up a link for that game where you can play it out of this site, a shame, but I have far better things to be doing than fixing things like this.

I’ll let you know, and please log in to place your high scores with the arcade, there are some cracking games in there, some that put the games on Xbox Live Arcade to shame, and remember, they are all free!

*Update* – I was right (as always) the problem was at the external sites end not mine, Exmortis 3 now works fine and dandy. :)

Internet Explorer (Grrr) and iTunes (FTW)

February 23rd, 2010 by Shane

Yet again the dreaded application that is Internet Explorer has been giving me headaches, the site has been simply broken for many of you for the last couple of days, sorry about that *warning geek talk incoming* it appears that a misconfiguration in my site editor was adding attributes to embed code for things like the Youtube videos I use for site news, this broke the site, the code was undecipherable to the browser so it threw out errors and refused to load the website, however yet again, Firefox and Chrome had no such issues…

Anyway I’ve fixed the problem (the video in question this time was the new Alan Wake footage, that is awesome by the way, go check it now it works!) so I hope I haven’t lost too many visitors due to this. I should have been on top of it though so there are no excuses all I can do is apologise, sorry.

I’ve just added my review of Bioshock 2 to the site that took a lot longer than I anticipated due to the above grief, so go check it out if you need yet more convincing to play it.

I’d like to add I’ve now chosen to use the Quicktime player to play the podcasts from within the site, if you get asked to install a plugin trust me its totally safe, Quicktime is a player like flash that will help you browse other sites as well and is recommended.

I chose this player as once its loaded you can pull the progress bar up and down if you miss a bit or want to skip through at your leisure, this isn’t available with other players. However with every podcast there is a download link beneath each one that you can right click and save the mp3 file to your computer to do what you want with.

I’d also like to state that our podcasts are now available on the iTunes store, click here to go see us on there, please if you use the service, leave us a rating and/or a comment, we’d really appreciate it!

Oh, before I go I am aware of the issue in the reviews section whereby the same thumbnails repeat down the page, yes they used to all be random and look a lot better, but since upgrading my server platform to php 5 from 4 this issue has shown itself, I am working on it.

Laters.

Recent Stuff…

February 8th, 2010 by Shane

I want a full time job in the web design field (admittedly I do a bit of free lance stuff), make no mistake I really, truly do, but Jesus Christ what have I let myself in for? I’ve just spent the last 3 hours editing code for the animated banner on the site, namely the transition effects whereby one image wipes over another, you see to you its expected, animations on websites are the norm, but when you actually have to make things like that happen you begin to realise just what a job it is to create a website, I do love conquering problems like that though, in this case the animation worked fine in Firefox and didn’t in Internet Explorer… AGAIN. Seriously download Firefox people and use a REAL browser, that Microsoft thing is just awful honestly.

By the way a random site visitor highlighted the problem to me, I was sure it worked fine when I tested it initially but it was indeed broken until now, thanks Greylock, I’m seriously wondering how many other visitor’s had been put off and browsed away from the site due to this in the last week or so? I missed it as I use the highly superior Firefox to browse the internet, again, its just so much better, the amount of bugs I have to fix to get my website up to code for Explorer isn’t even funny, Firefox displays everything perfectly, sort it out Bill…

Other than that its been a great week for games, I’ve just completed Dante’s Inferno, which was excellent, review up soon, and when we did the podcast this Friday we had a special treat in that we acquired an advance copy of the awesome Bioshock 2 (thank you, you know who you are) and we loved it, our fears of controlling a Big Daddy were put to rest with the sublime controls and atmosphere straight from the legendary first game, anyway review up for that within the next week as well.

It was great to actually get our hands on a huge game like that before the general public so we could give some insights on what you can expect, and if you haven’t listened to the podcast yet beware there are major spoilers within for the first part of the game!

Two big horror games in a week, always the way, nothing for ages and then BAM! We do have a couple on the horizon though in the form of Aliens vs Predator and Heavy Rain so we will be featuring those on the site in the coming weeks, oh, and there’s always Alan Wake to get ready for, spring isn’t too far away.

The Road

February 4th, 2010 by Shane

I recently watched ‘The Road’ starring Vigo Mortensen, however he was no way the star of the film, the young lad who plays his son, Kodi Smit-McPhee definitely was. The film tells the story of a man and his son heading south across America looking for sanctuary after a man made catastrophe, that is actually never explained, destroys mankind, all we are told is that there was a big bang and after that most of the human population were killed, however it couldn’t be nuclear as there are humans that survive, radiation doesn’t finish them off, yet all animals and plant life are destroyed also, fuck knows what it was, but it adds to the mystery.

Anyway after flashback sequences we see that the young lad was born into this nightmare, he knows no different, and his mother, Charlize Theron, didn’t have what it took to try and make it in this nightmare new world and took her own life while the boy was still very young. It’s no wonder she did, the film is painfully depressing, there is literally nothing left on earth apart from destroyed buildings and no decent food source, the “man” and his son are forced to keep moving across desolate areas of the country in a vain hope of finding something in the south, something, anything, I don’t believe he believes there is anything there, but what else is there? It’s a blind hope that at least keeps them moving, because if they stopped, that’s it, game over.

If you have played Fallout 3 you’ll feel right at home here, everything is destroyed, looted or burnt to the ground and everything is very, very grey, its a terrible glimpse into a future that you can appreciate could actually happen, that’s one of the sad things about this film, in current circumstances you feel that this is how it could all end, and its very depressing.

Although this is a depressing film, the bond between this man and his son also makes it one of the most gut wrenching, heart breaking yet heart warming films I’ve seen in recent years. The man carries two bullets in his gun, one for him and his son should situations get so dire he would rather take their lives than let them be raped and eaten, yes eaten, by the remnants of humanity who have now taken to cannibalism to survive.

You feel for both the characters in an immense way, the man will do anything to protect his son and how hard must it be to never be able to give his son any comfort, he can’t say “it’s going to be alright”, he can’t say “we’ll get there in the end”, the earth is slowly dieing, there is no hope, all these two unfortunates can do is keep moving and try to survive, for what though is the question.

It’s one of the most depressing films I’ve ever seen, but I am extremely glad I have, it also is one of the most powerful, a scene whereby the two are trapped upstairs in a house by cannibals ascending the stairs and the man is holding his last bullet to his boys head while the lad asks; “When will I see you again, how will I find you?” (after being brought up by his dad that one day he may have to take his own life, even detailed in the best way to put a bullet in his head), and the man is having to decide how long he can last before he pulls that trigger, before he ends his sons life, yet save him from the torture he would have endured. I haven’t been moved by a film like that in a long time.

Its fantastically acted, especially by the young lad, but is probably too depressing for this film to be remembered, people don’t like the hard truth, they like happy endings, this film is hard to watch but if you have any interest in movies that push the boring line that Hollywood has painfully drawn I implore you to watch this film, there is one reprieve scene whereby the pair find a storm shelter filled with canned food, they get a couple of nights in decent shelter and pig out on real food, you may find yourself cheering at this scene.

It’s not one for a fun Saturday night with popcorn, but for real film fans needs to be viewed.

All Fixed – And Podcasts

January 31st, 2010 by Shane

I’ve fixed the site, trust me you don’t need to know how, but if you do let me know…

I’d just like to make a few comments about the Podcast’s we have been uploading lately, we are still new to this so please bare with us as we get used to it. The Podcast’s have their own player button or there is a direct link with each if you want to download and stick on your Ipod or whatever, this is available to any user so you don’t need to be registered to listen or download.

We are still messing with sound quality but the 3 I’ve put up seem to sound ok, in future however the sound quality may improve, again, its a trial and error thing, as we host more the better they will get.

If there is anything you would like to hear us discuss within the Podcasts then let us know, either through the comment system, the forum, Twitter or email, we’d love to get feedback on what you want to hear us chat about.

Feel free to leave your comments on the Podcasts, good or bad, we need to know what we are doing right as well as what pisses you off.

Podcast’s should be available each and every Saturday unless we are too busy, so please keep checking back each week for future episodes, and Podcast’s are just the start, video reviews and discussions will be on the site in the near future.

Thanks for listening, we are having a blast doing them!

Having a Nightmare

January 28th, 2010 by Shane

Ok so I’ve upgraded the website only to have it fucking destroy my soul, I got in from work 4 hours ago and have sat here re-writing code to try and get this fucking thing to work and here I sit still with serious issues.

Thankfully you won’t notice it for now, its all in the back end where I update the site, at the minute I have lost a serious amount of functionality due to this upgrade and after speaking with the best heads in the world about the issues I’m experiencing it seems I’m left to find out a fix on my own, seriously don’t these fuckers TEST things before they upload code and say that its STABLE?

Anyway… I’m only writing this for other tech heads, if you are here expecting a Blog about games or boobs I’m sorry but this isn’t the time!

For any of you out there that do know about .php/apache/server issues regarding the latest update of Joomla I’m hoping you can lend a hand. To put it simply, with the latest upgrade I can’t install any components, period, it will not have it. I am aware that the root path to the /tmp/ folder might need changing (which is where components are initialised) due to the new install looking at older directories, however I’m pretty sure this isn’t the case with me, I’ve tested an upload via FTP to make sure a file hits that folder, and it does, it just doesn’t extract via the back end…

I’ve also tried CHMOD’ing the directories needed for the components to be absolute (777) for any writing, still no good. I’ve edited the config.php file to mimic the Joomla /tmp path and tried different variations of this, still no good. I’d heard that simply taking away the absolute path for the /tmp folder and simply using /tmp in the Joomla ‘Global Configuration’ segment would work (as well as making sure the config.php file had the same value), however, it does not.

I have spoken to the main men at Joomla who say its a server side issue that needs to be resolved with my hosts, I’ve spoken to them and they are stumped. The thing is I am damn sure its a root tracking problem, the /tmp directory is screwed in some way or the permissions for executing files from within a given directory are screwed as apparently with the new update the permissions lock down big time as a state of security, so no matter if I change them manually there is still something there telling the structure not to unload those files.

Ok enough geek talk, I just really hope someone who knows their shit regarding this reads this and can shed some light on this problem, that shouldn’t really be a problem, it really looks to me like a security issue that is too paranoid even for the guy (me) who owns the site to not be able to access certain parts of it, and the fact there is no documentation on this issue yet is worrying, MANY people are experiencing this issue and we are yet to see a fix, I think we caught them out early here and hopefully they are working on it, but as of now there is a SERIOUS problem with this CMS.

Until I fix this site updates from me will be slow, I’m gonna give Craig a kick up the arse to post some shit for me. :)

*Update* – Just realised the article ratings don’t work now either, I’m working on it. *FIXED*

First Podcast and Site Updated/Fixed

January 27th, 2010 by Shane

You can listen to our first official podcast here, a right drunken mess it was but we have to start somewhere, hopefully we will now be adding a new one each week so stay tuned.

I’ve also just updated the main site to the latest version (Joomla) and with it came a whole lot of errors in certain sections, if you were seeing a lot of error script in the reviews/music and video sections all should be ok now, there was a bug in the php script and for any webmasters out there here is how I fixed it:

The latest version of Joomla (1.5.15) is based on php version 5, if like my site however you are still on version 4 then ‘breadcrumb’ content will seriously screw up, easiest way to fix is to get your hosts to upgrade your platform, if you can’t get that done though I’ve found the culprit line of code, which is situated at:

  • libraries/joomla/application/pathway.php

Open up that file in an editor and at line 209 replace the line:

  • $item->name = html_entity_decode($name, ENT_COMPAT, 'UTF-8');

With:

  • $item->name = html_entity_decode($name);

Overwrite with the amended file and that’s it you’re done, hope this helps.

Also, as you can see I’ve modded the Blog to look like the main site, nice huh?

Podcasts are a go!

January 16th, 2010 by Shane

I know I’ve mentioned it a few times before but now we are TRULY ready for Podcasts, I’ve been putting it off due to the hassle of buying the equipment and figuring out the best way to go about it but at last I’ve got off my ass and made it happen.

Podcasts are huge at the minute and I can’t ignore them so the time has come and we are ready, our first Podcast will be available next Saturday 23d January.

What are Podcasts you ask? They are audio files available to the site visitor that lets them listen to the site creator’s as they talk.

Our first Podcast out next week will feature me and a group of friends chatting about scary video games, and video games in general, as well as any other drunken shit we might spout, we will be playing games as we chat and we will be talking heavily about Alan Wake, easily our most anticipated scary game that’s out soon.

So there is now an extra menu item on the site entitled ‘Podcasts’, click that to check the episodes, there is a player bar within each one, simply click the play button to hear the cast streamed directly from the site.

I’ve added a little tester podcast to make sure its working ok, but check back next week when our first official podcast will be available. Please note our accents might be confusing for our American visitors!

See you next week, should be fun!

Cleaning Up And Silent Hill 3 Soundtrack Added

January 15th, 2010 by Shane

Just a quick post to highlight I’ve been cleaning up a few dodgy areas of the site, mainly boring stuff that doesn’t need mentioning, but I noticed a few of the thumbnails weren’t displaying properly in the reviews section and you were seeing a “no image available” message, this just won’t do so I’ve re-coded how the images are called for and they all seem to be working now, please give me a shout if you notice this error again and let me know what browser you are using, thanks.

I’ve also added a cool little feature called ‘Related Articles‘ that sits beneath each site article and lists 3 articles that match keywords from the current title so that for a particular game it will list other items of media, be it other news stories/music or videos etc. This helps get to other related items for a particular game much faster so should make browsing the site much easier.

Apart from that I’ve added the complete soundtrack for Silent Hill 3 to the Music section, enjoy.

Laters taters.

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