Hope you all had a good holiday, seriously, you my visitor’s/members I really hope you did.
Now, we start a new year, I had a 3D-TV, fucking awesome, if there was anything to watch on it…
So I’ve got back into Demon’s Souls over the holiday, I had an extended one actually as I nearly died from a chest infection that would have put King Kong on his arse so to be fair I only had an extra week than you guys.
With that bit of extra time I went back to a game that has scared me more than any ever made, not because it’s a scary game in the sense of scary things happening, but that if you die, it makes you want to kill someone, violently, and while their family watch.
This game is Demon’s Souls on the PS3, the thing is I have grown to fucking LOVE it, I put it down after a week or so because it’s just too hard, and I mean really fucking punishingly hard, but there it was in the back of my mind all this time, I just couldn’t stop thinking about it, you know why? Because it’s the best designed RPG ever made and just so far ahead of pretty much every other game ever made that it’s scary… again.
The game is rock hard, but you have to keep persevering, you WILL die, a LOT, but it’s all your own fault, the game isn’t cheap it’s just that you’re shit, and no-one likes to admit to this which is why you haven’t heard of it and why you’ll probably never play it, and if you do, you’ll play it for 10 minutes, think “fuck that’s too hard” and never see it again.
PLAY THIS GAME, it is the most ridiculously addictive gaming experience I’ve ever encountered, once you get what it’s about, once it clicks, you’ll be thinking about strategies at work/school for getting past that knight with the red eyes.
What really, and I mean fucking REALLY pisses me off is this though, the PS3, you can stick a memory stick in a USB port and back up your save games, so if I wanted to drop kick this PS3 out of a window onto an orphan’s head I could do without worry, but guess what? The ONE FUCKING GAME that I really need to copy a game save won’t let me, it’s locked, fucking bastard twattingly locked. I hate you Sony.
This was to thwart all you spotty little cheating bastards from, well cheating, and sharing you’re game saves online to be hacked. If I ever meet one of you little hairy bastards I’ll make you swallow your own nut sack.
Because of twats cheating I may well lose 100 hours of gameplay, most other games can be copied to a memory stick, not Demon’s Souls. Wankers. Sony sort this seriously, and in this day and age why can’t I upload saves to an online database? Why? Why? Why?
To be fair there is a way around this but it cost’s a lot of money and I’m fucked if I’m doing it so fuck you Sony and ‘From Software’ for locking the game save to Demon’s Souls you utter cunts.
Anyway, I digress, the point of this post is, that just as I get a 3D-TV and REALLY get into Demon’s Souls, my PS3 has died, fucking marvellous, great start to the new year.
Here’s to 2011 peeps, keep your warranties in your arse pocket at all times.
By the way if you have a working PS3, check the 4OD section under videos and watch all episodes of ‘Frankie Boyle’s Tramadol Nights’, this guy is a new hero of mine, but beware he isn’t for the light hearted and can and will offend, and that’s why I have a bit of a man crush on him, he makes Chubby Brown seem like a choir boy. If you have the stomach for it, please watch it.